Quite easily the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. Fried noodles with egg and J (for Japanese) sauce and mayo. It looks completely different from the signboard photos shown and is nothing like any street food in Japan. But surprisingly, it grew on me after a while, and I miraculously finished it (well, it was almost 4pm and I hadn't had lunch yet). Still, I'd never ever in future waste S$3.50 on such a measly pack of noodles with practically nothing much in it.
This is the place...at the basement of Takashimaya where all the food is. Quite a pity there's nothing much good there, unlike the real depa-chikas (basements of department stores) in Japan.